Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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