Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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