her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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