i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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