Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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