he shaved USA in his pubs
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Shame - the story of my life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
