Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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