FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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