No subtext here. People are naked.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
