i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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