BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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