I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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