Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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