Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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