white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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