I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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