IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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