Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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