no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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