omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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