I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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