and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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