Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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