Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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