My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's blow job season.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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