did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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