I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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