the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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