he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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