The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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