Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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