Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Randomize