Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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