singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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