she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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