walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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