I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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