ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is the high leading the old right now
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Randomize
