I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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