You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
