Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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