so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This toilet bowl is my home.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Randomize
