think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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