Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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