nut hugger
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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