I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
vagina is talking i cant
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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