chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Come see our sink grown plant.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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