quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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