Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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