How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
