Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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