It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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