new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she told me i tasted like america
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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