I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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