We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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