through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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