You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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