I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He felt like a one man threesome
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
