I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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