Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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