how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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