Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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